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porpoise hork 

foul smelling whale vomit commonly used as an insult.
"what smells like freaking porpoise hork?"
porpoise hork by lilryry May 24, 2006
Related Words
Hmork hork horked horker horking horknee horkle Hoorka dicc horka horkel

Horkin' the Bjork 

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork
1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."
Have you done your hmrk?
hmrk by Candy Puff February 9, 2021

horkified 

To mess up. Usually used in the context of digital information or technology.
This Windows server horkified my PDF file.
horkified by formzero July 13, 2009

horked on 

To spit on someone in game disrespectfully. (Mostly used in fortnite and Elite cord.)
Player 1: That kid is so bad he just got horked on.

Player 2: Fuckin shitter!
A species of animal found in the video game Skyrim.

Horkers resemble huge blubbery walruses with three tusks and large whiskers protruding from their faces.
"I can't believe you ate all the pizza, you are such a Horker"!
"Lisa is such a fatty. I just saw her put down three cheeseburgers like a Horker".
Horker by KarmaKastaway August 1, 2012