Hmork

Human Flesh, skin

Cannibals eat hmork and muscle

by anonymous March 28, 2023

porpoise hork

foul smelling whale vomit commonly used as an insult.

"what smells like freaking porpoise hork?"

by lilryry May 24, 2006

Horkin' the Bjork

1) Reading Animorphs while tripping on hallucinogens and listening to Bjork
2) Masturbating
3) Wrangling a barnyard animal
4) Actually copulating with Bjork

1) "I was Horkin' the Bjork last night when I had an epiphany about life, and how it relates to Elimists."
2) "Dude, lay off Horkin' the Bjork for a while, you're chafing."
3) "Gee, Cletus, the way you're Horkin' the Bjork today we can get off work in time to watch Nascar."
4) "I went to the concert in hopes of Horkin' the Bjork."

by Chris Flemming October 27, 2007

hmrk

Abbreviation of ‘homework’.

Have you done your hmrk?

by Candy Puff February 9, 2021

horkified

To mess up. Usually used in the context of digital information or technology.

This Windows server horkified my PDF file.

by formzero July 13, 2009

horked on

To spit on someone in game disrespectfully. (Mostly used in fortnite and Elite cord.)

Player 1: That kid is so bad he just got horked on.

Player 2: Fuckin shitter!

by Benciaga on Twitter April 19, 2020

Horker

A species of animal found in the video game Skyrim.

Horkers resemble huge blubbery walruses with three tusks and large whiskers protruding from their faces.

"I can't believe you ate all the pizza, you are such a Horker"!
"Lisa is such a fatty. I just saw her put down three cheeseburgers like a Horker".

by KarmaKastaway August 1, 2012