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HitlerSexual 

Being sexually attracted to only blonde hair blue eyes.
Dave: Hey Tony, what's your take on Jessica?
Tony: Nah, she ain't my type. I'm Hitlersexual.
HitlerSexual by Sydnimix July 5, 2021

hikersexual

n. A person who is sexually attractive due to the entirely natural state of their body; the person's defining characteristic. Not intentionally masculine, feminine, or androgynous, as those labels are continuously redefined by each society. Rather, a person who is overtly real, unmodified, and physically defined only by their genes and their interaction with the environment.

adj. (of a person) sexually attracted to unmodified people.
• involving or characterized by sexual attraction to natural body image : hikersexual desire.
Oh Shari. I just can't take it anymore. All society offers me are metrosexuals, poofs, prettyboys, armchair warriors, billboard cowboys, and emos. I'm gonna' thru-hike the A.T. in hopes of finding one of those dreamy hikersexuals. You know; a *real* man!

<beeeep> Hey Bob... just wanted you to know. I threw my trophy wife out yesterday. I got tired of waking up next to someone I didn't recognize or want until after she'd spent 3 hours putting herself together every morning. I quit my job, put my place on the market, and am headed for the P.C.T. to locate one of those backcountry hikersexual babes. You know; a chick with brown body hair, everywhere nature intends.
hikersexual by Bachelor boB December 30, 2007

hatersexual 

Being sexually attracted to people hating each other.
Person: I'm hatersexual!
Partner/friend: Oh, congrats! Love...I mean, hate you.
Person: Hate you too! <3
hatersexual by Sheik_ August 1, 2015

Hetersexuality 

Heterosexual adjective; the practice of sexual attraction to, and/or sexual relations with, genders different from one's own, with or without romantic attraction and/or romantic relationship.
My parents were in the habit of exercising hetersexuality regularly, as it was customary for them both.
Hetersexuality by C0L0R July 31, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022