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HitlerSexual 

Being sexually attracted to only blonde hair blue eyes.
Dave: Hey Tony, what's your take on Jessica?
Tony: Nah, she ain't my type. I'm Hitlersexual.
HitlerSexual by Sydnimix July 5, 2021

hikersexual

n. A person who is sexually attractive due to the entirely natural state of their body; the person's defining characteristic. Not intentionally masculine, feminine, or androgynous, as those labels are continuously redefined by each society. Rather, a person who is overtly real, unmodified, and physically defined only by their genes and their interaction with the environment.

adj. (of a person) sexually attracted to unmodified people.
• involving or characterized by sexual attraction to natural body image : hikersexual desire.
Oh Shari. I just can't take it anymore. All society offers me are metrosexuals, poofs, prettyboys, armchair warriors, billboard cowboys, and emos. I'm gonna' thru-hike the A.T. in hopes of finding one of those dreamy hikersexuals. You know; a *real* man!

<beeeep> Hey Bob... just wanted you to know. I threw my trophy wife out yesterday. I got tired of waking up next to someone I didn't recognize or want until after she'd spent 3 hours putting herself together every morning. I quit my job, put my place on the market, and am headed for the P.C.T. to locate one of those backcountry hikersexual babes. You know; a chick with brown body hair, everywhere nature intends.
hikersexual by Bachelor boB December 30, 2007

hatersexual 

Being sexually attracted to people hating each other.
Person: I'm hatersexual!
Partner/friend: Oh, congrats! Love...I mean, hate you.
Person: Hate you too! <3
hatersexual by Sheik_ August 1, 2015

Hetersexuality 

Heterosexual adjective; the practice of sexual attraction to, and/or sexual relations with, genders different from one's own, with or without romantic attraction and/or romantic relationship.
My parents were in the habit of exercising hetersexuality regularly, as it was customary for them both.
Hetersexuality by C0L0R July 31, 2018