Hit the Buick 

Derived from "Hit the Wall". Getting stuck behind a slow driver after cruising along smoothly. Usually occurs on a two-lane highway in good weather after a long stretch of empty road and is caused by an elderly driver in a Buick (because that's what they buy) going below the posted speed limit.

We were cruisin' nicely on Highway 138 until we hit the Buick and there was no place to pass him.

Hit the Buick by Pooch05 August 11, 2009

Hit the brick 

To eat Ramen noodles without cooking, straight from the package. Typically a last resort consumption of non-liquid matter, performed by drunk college students. Flavor packet may be sprinkled onto the ramen brick.

"Dude I'm too fucking wasted to leave the dorm room... I'm just gonna hit the brick."

"Eww; only freshmen hit the brick."

Hit the brick by add4free December 22, 2014

hit in the brick 

To be hit is the groin

There was a fightand he was hit in the brick

hit in the brick by eggs0ncats January 30, 2015