Hit by a truck

If someone's intestines are not laying on the ground, they don't look like they got hit by a truck. If they don't get airborne, they didn't go flying. Stepping backwards a few feet isn't the same thing as getting knocked airborne for many yards.

The guy stepped backwards a few feet to keep his balance after being pushed. He didn't get knocked airborne and he wasn't hamburger meat, so he didn't go flying or look like he had been hit by a truck, no matter how much the bubbly girl wanted her bubble and her story inflated. Hit by a truck tends to get a bit messier than what actually happened.

Hit by a truck by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021

Hit by a truck

If someone's intestines are not on the ground they don't look like they got hit by a truck. Going flying is going airborne for a good distance, not stepping backwards to keep your balance.

The guy stepped backwards a few feet after getting pushed, he didn't go flying and he didn't look like a truck hit him, no matter how much somebody wanted the announcer to inflate the incident. He got pushed backwards a little, not knocked airborne for yards. Hit by a truck is a lit messier than what the announcer was describing.

Hit by a truck by Solid Mantis April 5, 2021

hit by a pie truck

used to illiterate something completely unexpected or improbable happening.

"i am the only one who knows how this works so let me tell you in case i get hit by a pie truck"

hit by a pie truck by cadyc April 24, 2006

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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