Hipsterpotomous 

A HIPSTER with the weight capacity from 300 lbs. beyond. They still wear sweaters, scarves, and skinny jeans but they are usually in the XXXL and plus size range. HIPSTERPOTOMOUSES with poor or diabetic induced vision wear thick, rim glasses that are black or other colors and/or designs. They are usually rude and claim they know more than anyone. They listen to The Shins, Camera Obscura, Tegan and Sara, or anything that so obscure you've probably never heard of and denounce anything that's MAINSTREAM. Be it as it may, they are very eloquent and speak with ALMOST perfect diction. Hipsterpotomous women, also known as FATTY DECHENELLES, are known to be the most popular of the fat-chick universe followed behind Fat Goth Chicks and Twi-lards. HIPSTERPOTOMOUSES also have a better taste in cuisine than most other obese groups. For example: if a Hipsterpotomous has his usual hard craving for a pastry, he will shovel down a TERRA MISU instead of swallowing a whole box of Little Debby Oatmeal Pies.

ZOOEY: Hey, Carrie, look at that fat-man with the tight pants eating that Velvino Hordverve jamming to Arcade Fire.

CARRIE: That's no ordinary fat-man. That there be a HIPSTERPOTOMOUS.

Hipsterpotomous by CORY C September 5, 2012

hipsterpotamus 

A hippopotamus living in an urban zoo unsheltered from mainstream culture.

Also a fat hipster.

Zookeeper: A hipsterpotamus and many other species of hipsterpotami tend to sport thick black-framed shades while basking in their warm shit-infested pond.

Orson: Sick.

hipsterpotamus by Paco43 July 18, 2011

Hipsterpotamus 

A very large hipster in skin tight clothing and a handlebar mustache

"Dude. Check out the skinny jeans on that hipsterpotamus. So incredibly wrong.

Hipsterpotamus by Pageboy May 7, 2014

Hipsterpotamus 

Someone who's such a huge hipster you don't know if they're on trend or just trying way too hard.

I've seen my share of hipsters, but that dude is a hipsterpotamus. Not sure if I'm sad or impressed.

Hipsterpotamus by Ramhunter47 September 21, 2017

Hipsterpotamus 

A Derogatory term for hipsters, A hipster that is too hip for hipsters

Tim: Man I hate hipsters!

Hipster: Yeah i hate hipsters their so gay, im way better
Keegan: Your a friken hipsterpotamus you hipster fag.

Hipsterpotamus by JimScene September 22, 2010