Definitions by Paco43

hipsterpotamus 

A hippopotamus living in an urban zoo unsheltered from mainstream culture.

Also a fat hipster.

Zookeeper: A hipsterpotamus and many other species of hipsterpotami tend to sport thick black-framed shades while basking in their warm shit-infested pond.

Orson: Sick.

hipsterpotamus by Paco43 July 18, 2011