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Happy Christmas

Happy Whatever-Reason-It-Is-That-Im-Giving-You-This-Small-Insignificant-Piece-Of-Crap.

Must be said enthusiastically, and is simmilar to Happy Birthday, but for occasions when it may not be appropriate to say Happy Birthday, ie someones actuall birthday.
person, whilst handing someone somthig of little or no value: Happy Christmas

Happy Christmas

The alternative to merry christmas or happy holidays, only dipshits say this.
jerry: happy christmas
bob: merry christmas?
jerry: no i’m going to be an absolute shit and say happy christmas
Happy Christmas by shittter6969 December 25, 2020

Happy Christmas

The royal family adopted "Happy Christmas" as their preferred greeting, and others took note (in fact, each year, Queen Elizabeth continued to wish her citizens a "Happy Christmas," rather than a merry one). But "Merry Christmas" has been used since at least 1534.
- Happy Christmas! - Queen Elizabeth (R.I.P.)
Happy Christmas by frittatita December 24, 2022

Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka 

A mixture of the holidays of Christmas, Hannukah, and Kwanzaa used to avoid offending people during the holiday season.
Sue: "Merry Christmas!"
Jan: "I don't celebrate Christmas."
Sue: "Oh. Merry Happy Chrismahannukwanzaka then."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026