Hipnoes 

Classification given to a specific type of individual in San Francisco. A cross between a "hipster" and "Noe Valley Soccer mom/dad".

I went to have coffee today and the shop was filled with hipnoes.

Hipnoes by Wolf Wolf Patti August 12, 2014

stolen hipness 

Stolen hipness occurs when a person claims to having done something really cool at an earlier time when in fact they didn't.

Marvin claimed to have attended Woodstock in 1969 when in fact he worked as a bank teller. He was a classic example of stolen hipness.

stolen hipness by Louisiana Tiger March 25, 2020

hipnosis 

Da act of putting someone in a trance by having them view attractive upper-leg-joint areas on humans.

Many people are enraptured by da sight of people's posteriors, so if looking at the sides of their upper legs is actually what floats yer boat, then all da more power to ya --- I suppose dat hipnosis is indeed a healthier form of eye-candy therapy.

hipnosis by QuacksO December 22, 2022

Hiptoeses 

A person who is not ready for sex or and sexual activists like a virgin but not as worse as an virgin

Why are u such a hiptoeses

Hiptoeses by Lbshshsbs December 24, 2022