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Hinderks 

A slacker of who shifts his jobs off on someone else due to his feeling of superiority. Typically this superiority is due to his incessant need to make up for his penis size. A hinderks like to show his superiority through self-serving means, which may consist of:
Driving a large truck
A**F*cking his wife with his "smallcock"
General loser attitude
Sue: "Bob is acting like a real hinderks today."
Jay: "Yeah, and my butt hurts"
Hinderks by tobylapist January 13, 2010
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Hinderschlagen 

A variation of the game flip cup. Hinderschlagen is set up with sets of partners lined up across from each other along a table. Each partner has two cups, one with beer in it (flip cup amount) and one empty "catching" cup.

In HInderschlagen, the goal is not only to flip your cup onto the table after drinking, but also to flip your cup so that your partner across from you can catch your cup inside of their own.

The game starts with a neutral party asking any either/or question. The first side to drink must answer with one of the two options, but there is no right answer. After answering, the first drinker may drink and then table flip their beer cup. They they must air flip it to their partner's catching cup. Their partner may maneuver their catching cup to improve catching chances, but attempts for the successful catch must continue until this stage is complete. Once complete, the partner then drinks from their beer cup, table flips it, and then tries to flip it back across the table into the original player's catching cup. Once complete, the team must then high five both hands with each other and shout "HINDERSCHLAGEN!" Their round is done after both teammates say the second "N" in "HINDERSCHLAGEN!" The game is played indefinitely and experts continue to struggle to understand the confoundingly fast rate at which it causes beer to disappear.
"I left for three hours, and when I came back, my friends were still playing Hinderschlagen."

"The way that man can finesse an air flip into his catching cup in Hindershlagen is truly an arousing sight to behold."
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Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
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This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
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ankle biter

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To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
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Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
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