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Dilusional Lockscreen

A type of lockscreen on a smart phone in which the owner’s imaginary, or past romantic partner is included. Similar to the Virgin Lockscreen
Common subjects for Dilusional Lockscreens include body pillows and pictures of Kate Upton.

Hoelusional 

When a woman does everything in her power to preserve her fantasy world and not have to face reality. Often comes in the form of long Facebook rants and refusing to come to terms with the fact that actions have consequences
"Dude did you see Harley posted a long essay on Facebook trying to justify blowing up her entire life to be with her ex? She's doing damage control and trying to convince people she's still a good person even though she's been cheating on Kyle for years and left him out of the blue. There's even generic inspirational quotes."

"Yikes, she's really acting hoelusional right now"
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Throat Sweats 

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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