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Higley Schoolgirl 

1. A Higley Schoolgirl is when someone (not necessarily JUST a girl) makes a scene on a bus accusing someone else on the bus for punching them. Even more specifically punching then in the boob. Then from their they argue and the Higley Schoolgirl attacks and punches whoever they are arguing with.

2. A Higley Schoolgirl is the famous, bratty ass little girl that attended Higley High School in Higley, Arizona and she refused to stay on the bus she was not suppose to get on because it is the bus drivers job to make sure that if there is a kid on the bus that does not ride their bus they must call their parents to pick them up or drive them back to the school and wait for them to get a ride.

3. A Higley Schoolgirl can also be used as a random joke line when talking to friends. When your friend is in a situation or is about to do something shout out this phrase and whether they get it or not at least you thought it was funny.
1. "Hey buddy you lookin' at me all funny?" Fredrick says
"Yea! You punched my man tits when we got on the bus." Greg replies
Random person "OH SHIT BITCH! THEY ABOUT TO PULL A HIGLEY SCHOOLGIRL!"

2. "Did you see that Higley Schoolgirl freak out on the news last night Nathan? I would have been a snobby little shit dick too but she could of just sat down after awhile."
Nathan for some reason replies "DON'T CHYA KNOW!" in a polish accent

3. "Ok Ernie, it is your first day of school, now get on the bus and don't you pull a Higley Schoolgirl on me. Ok honey?" says Ernie's mother
"I won't mums." says Ernie

or

Kevin says "Hey should I go over and ask for a seventh free sample and see what this crazin asian does?"
Marc says "DO IT!"
Trevor says to Marc "Watch him pull a Higley Schoolgirl."

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026