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Red Land High School
Also known as "Red-Neck High" or "The high school with the highest teen pregancy rate in the district", Red Land is a school full of controversy and interesting people.
Its actually more like its own world, cut off from the rest of society. Those who stay within the Five Circles of Hell: Lewisberry, Etters, Goldsboro, Newberry and New Cumberland without branching out and experiencing different people and opinions are doomed to live a life of obscure, sheltered, conservativeness!
There are witches-the office secretaries, a horrible hairy monster who exudes a stench so powerful and overwhelming that it is unbearable...And of course, we have a head-worlock who sometimes forgets the human nature of his students and speaks on the loud-speaker in his native tongue of "Novo"...its very similar to Russian.
Its actually more like its own world, cut off from the rest of society. Those who stay within the Five Circles of Hell: Lewisberry, Etters, Goldsboro, Newberry and New Cumberland without branching out and experiencing different people and opinions are doomed to live a life of obscure, sheltered, conservativeness!
There are witches-the office secretaries, a horrible hairy monster who exudes a stench so powerful and overwhelming that it is unbearable...And of course, we have a head-worlock who sometimes forgets the human nature of his students and speaks on the loud-speaker in his native tongue of "Novo"...its very similar to Russian.
-Students were caught bringing vodka into the school building after they were discovered heavily inebriated during their first period class.
-Last year there were approximately three separate bomb threats against Red Land High School. One of which the students had to stay outside for three hours fenced in the track and field area. Lunches were brought down to the students by truck. A huge epidemic of sunburn is believed to be directly linked to the bomb threat incident.
-Roughly six girls at Red Land are pregnant at any given time.
-There is a problem with cocain addictions and also with the selling and distribution of cocain, marijuana, mushrooms and alcohol.
-Last year there were approximately three separate bomb threats against Red Land High School. One of which the students had to stay outside for three hours fenced in the track and field area. Lunches were brought down to the students by truck. A huge epidemic of sunburn is believed to be directly linked to the bomb threat incident.
-Roughly six girls at Red Land are pregnant at any given time.
-There is a problem with cocain addictions and also with the selling and distribution of cocain, marijuana, mushrooms and alcohol.
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Red Land High School
Filled with wannabe gangsters, rootin n' tootin rednecks, and snowflakes with nothing in between. Can't have nice things (like bathrooms) here cause of smooth brainers who think they're funny. You'd be safer walking through the streets of Detroit at night than walking through the halls of Redland.
Red Land High School by rootin rick December 14, 2021
Land o Lakes High school
A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the [food looks like the recycled waste of a vegan, the trophies are old and useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.
Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*
Land o Lakes High school by lolhs victim November 8, 2019
Highland, IL
Highland is a small town in Illinois. A glorious combination of the wealthy and rednecks. Known for its many bars, pizza restaurants, and cops. If you weren't born there, don't bother trying to fit in.
Highland, IL by ilovehighland June 18, 2011
highlands christian academy
Person 1: “dude what school do you go to”
Person 2: “Highlands Christian Academy”
Person 3: “I’m so sorry for you…”
Person 2: “Highlands Christian Academy”
Person 3: “I’m so sorry for you…”
highlands christian academy by MoldyWaffleHouse September 9, 2021
Highlander Two
Something that everyone knows really did happen, but pretends never did, because it was so awful, or everyone is in denial
Norton: How was Easter brunch with your fiance's entire family, including the crazy ones?
Kramden: Highlander Two, dude. Never happened.
Norton: But I saw it on the news, there was a fight, and a fire...
Kramden: Highlander Two!
Norton: And the helicopters, and the swat team...
Kramden: HIGHLANDER TWO!
Kramden: Highlander Two, dude. Never happened.
Norton: But I saw it on the news, there was a fight, and a fire...
Kramden: Highlander Two!
Norton: And the helicopters, and the swat team...
Kramden: HIGHLANDER TWO!
Highlander Two by evadgib June 23, 2010
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