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genderless highfive 

a highfive with two unisex people where both partake in a hopelessly awkward gesture. The awkward gesture is linked to the same reaction when you are unaware of the sex of a person. Another form of the gesture is the reaction to walking in on your mother giving head to your father. Even better yet using glue instead of lubricant when masturbating, only to find you have to call your best friend to take you to the hospital. Other variations are less common, however they maybe used.
Bret: "I bought you pants that say 'Enter Here' with an arrow pointing to your ass"
Rico: "Awesome!"
Bret: "Genderless highfive"

*genderless highfive*

Rico: "Wait what?"
Rico: "Oh shit"
Rico: "I heard that wrong."

Facebook Highfive 

To like a status, comment, photo, video, or link on the social network Facebook. Can also be used to describe someone who likes their own status, comment, link, etc......
Example 1- Emilia gave me a Facebook Highfive for the link I posted about our friend's epic fail today.

Example 2- Dude?!?! You like everything on Facebook, INCLUDING your OWN stuff....... its like giving yourself a highfive..... a FACEBOOK highfive that is!!!
Facebook Highfive by gman14 January 16, 2011

indian highfive 

giving someone a high five on their boobs
becca indian highfived lauren
sarah indian highfived hannah
anne indian highfived herself because i ran out of peple to use
indian highfive by beeeeeppppp April 30, 2010

Bollywood Highfive 

When you have fully erect penises, and just slap them together.
Dude that was an insane Bollywood Highfive session we had last night!

Egg highfive

Dan and Phil made an Easter baking video where made an egg with their hands turned it horizontally and high fived
Hey, Brad wanna egg highfive?

Stonemason Highfive

The act of fucking obliterating someone's skull with a brick when they make a joke you find less than funny.
I gave that bitch Sammy a stonemason highfive after he said some of the most lame ass jokes I've heard.
Stonemason Highfive by LR05 April 16, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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