The High School Town Bicycle. That promiscuous and ubiquitous girl in secondary college who rooted every other bloke except you. Now that you've come of age, she's throwing herself at you but has become the quintessential skank no one dares tread. You now realise that you will never experience the magnificence that is the Hicycle in her glory day.
Rob: Hey dude, guess who I'm hitting?
Andrew: Who?
Rob: Carey!
Andrew: Ew man, that Hicycle? That's sloppy infiniticisms.
Rob: Aw.
Hey Olly, remember Jacinta, she was totally the opposite of a Hollywood Hicycle.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.