Always fucking breaks, often times when tuning, sometimes for no reason at all other than to piss you off and deliver a big fat middle finger to your front door.
I was tuning my guitar the other day, and the high E string broke. Typical…
The only way to be a High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk of the upper class is 1. way less than a hundred pounds preferably between 80 and 92 lb 2. you cannot have more than four teeth in your mouth 3. minimal of two abscess scars 4. a phone that only works on Wi-Fi with a broken screen 5. you must have graduated from an original Swamp Donk Academy. Then finally must be sleeping with one of your connects and all of their friends with zero dollars in your pocket.
Hey did you hear that Shequeefa graduated from the OG High Class E.C. Squiz-Donk Academy?
Wisconsin or Alabama? Who knows! Chances are half the school is related to the person you just slept with but who cares? You’ve slept with them all too. Where V cards work like debit cards and everyone’s scrambling for one last juul rip. As for sports, the only one worth your time is football (but let’s be honest, you’re only there for the two players who carry the team). And most importantly, remember, these hicks aren’t afraid to kick your ass with their farming boots.
Brian: Dude I slept with Lindsay and Maddy!
Jake: No way me too
Brian: Wait aren’t you all cousins?
Jake: Eh who cares, this is G.E.T high school. (yeehaw!)
A high school full of a bunch of fake hoes. There’s a bunch of upperclassmen that hit on freshman and it’s weird as hell (freshman watch out). There’s a ton of pretty girls but most are hoes tho there are some good ones. All the guys r fake and ugly so rip the girls. Ur either popular , a goth , or a weird ass kid, there’s no inbetweeen. Be careful bc the popular girls/guys are super secluded so good luck if u wanna be friends w them. And every relationship you see is cringe as fuck and ends within 2 days, and they post the break up all over the internet even tho nobody gives a shit**cough cough freshman cough cough**
E-townhigh school : A school full of thots, fuckboys, and pervs
Person from another school: why r u always around those ugly guys? You’re so gorgeous.
Robert E. Lee is a highschool in springfield VA. With excessive amounts of middle-easterners asians and several other countries you have probably heard of. They have a kick ass- football team that looses because theyre too busy doing drugs or idreis augustus isnt playing. Everyone at Lee is basicly friends and everyone at Lee wants to tranfer out. It is situated around a bunch of Fresh off the boat mexicans so theres alot of spanish to be learned. The schools principal is this gay ass nigga mr.Jeffers who hates it when girls wear yoga pants and makes up a whole mess of birdass rules.
A public high school located in the south part of Wilkes-Barre, PA, that was built in 1937. Approximately 950 students go there, and famous alumni include the Ismail brothers Raghib (Rocket) and Qadry, and 1995 Nobel Peace Prize winner Edward B. Lewis. The mascot is a Mohawk indian, and the Mohawks beat their rival school G.A.R. in just about everything.
E.L. Meyers High School is such a great place to learn! I'm so glad our kids go there instead of G.A.R.