Hiddernism 

Stealth Hedonism - the act of following a life dictated by a pursuit of pleasure, though in an unassuming though assured stealth like manner.

hiddernist n.

Perhaps undercover sex show visits?

Think secret indulgences.

eg. I suspect he believes in hiddernism.

eg. I think she's a hiddernist.

Hiddernism by Dinosaw July 13, 2006

Hildenism 

Being found of toes. Originating in

suburban-Pennsylvania, this ideal is rapidly gaining popularity. It had been considered taboo until the millennium, after progressives have become spreading hildenism scripture.

Man 1: Oh man I hope my girlfriend is okay with my hildenism beliefs
Man 2: Bruh she has to be, it's the way of life.

Hildenism by paul the bus driver December 4, 2018

Holdernism 

An undeliberate mal a prop.

Nothing is set in steel.
Like locusts around the honey pot.
Bread and meat to me.
I took that one on the head.
Like taking candy from the store.
He had me by the ankles.
I'll bend my back for you.

Holdernism by Shepherdess tavern February 12, 2005