Hibbardi

Is often a made up name when trying to confuse stupid girls

I told her my name was Mark Hibbardi
Dude she's an idiot...

by Funkle TJ November 30, 2010

Hibbarding

To hold something for an overly long period of time while someone is waiting for you to be done with it.

Quit Hibbarding the gravy, my Potatoes are getting cold.

by Ranec November 27, 2010

Doctor Hibbard

A person who laughs at the wrong moment,or at the wrong thing. Named after the guy on the Simpsons who laughs at cancer and heart attacks.

"So when I told him my Mom died, he went all Doctor Hibbard on my ass."

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Hibbard

A group of Swag filled Hipsters is called a "Hibbard"

"Dude, look"
"Holy shit, a hibbard"
"Look, they're taking unnecessary photos of inanimate objects"
"Fuck me, Run"

by ConnMann June 3, 2014

Hibbard

From the Gaelic: "High Bard" A bard is a Celtic Poet/Historian, a High Bard is a Master Class Bard.

The Hibbard played the harp and recited historic ballads at the Highland Games.

by Robert C. Hibbard October 23, 2003

Hibbard

A gay ass n00b that does not know shit.

Dark viper owns you hibbard

by IcY June 9, 2003

Hibbard

The act of screwing over your best friend by commiting actions so heinous that its displays no self respect for yourself or loved ones.

That guy used to be the coolest guy around, then he pulled a Hibbard and no one will even talk to him, not even his wife and four kids.

by Maricopa September 10, 2011