Hib Hib 

A slang term to describe someone who is like 30 years old but speaks like a teenage girl. They are also ugly and they dress like a homeless child molester.

Don't look, it's a Hib Hib! Hide your identity!

Hib Hib by Jeremy Georgeburn May 22, 2008

Bloody Hib

A used tampon left floating in a toilet at a public washroom.

I'm going to be sick, someone left a bloody hib in the womens washroom.

Bloody Hib by Skiller Killer September 29, 2010

Hib Trib

Otherwise known as the "landing strip" pubic hair style for a vagina.

I shaved my pussy and chose the hib trib style. Do you like it baby?

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HIB TRIB?

Thank God she had a hib trib . I had no clue where my penis was going.

Hib Trib by bzdawg August 24, 2018

HIB 

1. Hot Incompatbile Bimbo (female)
2. Highly Incompetent Bro (male)

When you have a HIB in your life, you're in for a bad time. Not now, not today, not tomorrow, but one day you will wake up with a realisiation that there is someone better for you.

Logan married a really hot girl with D cups who religiously squats in the gym. Only after a year he realized he has spent all his money on her make up and clothes and now he wants out. He ended up with a HIB!

HIB by Steedman26 January 27, 2021

Hib snob 

Someone who shoves shit in random peoples urethras and then gives them a hot carl but they dont talk about it anymore like they used to and its kinda sad at this point.

Guy1: hey ill give you a Hib snob if you want.
Guy2: no thanks im getting a Trundle frunt later.

Hib snob by The Magnum Dong70 June 3, 2018

HIB 

A herpes infested bitch... usually very grimey

- synonyms- slut/whore/

" wow, that girl is such a hib!"

" did you hear what the hib did last night?!"

HIB by APH8R January 27, 2010

hib 

slang term for automotive HID (High Intensity Discharge) lights.

"I Got HIB Nigga"

hib by hioffcer January 16, 2009