2 definitions by The Magnum Dong70

Hib snob

Someone who shoves shit in random peoples urethras and then gives them a hot carl but they dont talk about it anymore like they used to and its kinda sad at this point.

Guy1: hey ill give you a Hib snob if you want.
Guy2: no thanks im getting a Trundle frunt later.

by The Magnum Dong70 May 7, 2018

Trundle frunt

When one takes their gooch mashes any combination of shit, spit, or semen and has a 87 year old Mongolian women eat it out. afterwords you BEAT your retarded step brother while jacking off to Dora The Explorer.

Guy1: did you have a good night?
Guy2: yeah it was cool had my 3rd Trundle frunt.
Guy1: Lucky (commits suicide for not being cool enough)

by The Magnum Dong70 July 17, 2018