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A small person with a can of emu export glued to his nutsack that drives a 79 series to compensate. Thinks he’s funny but really he is the joke.
That’s very HeyDean!

HeyDean made me famous
HeyDean by Tattsbek September 6, 2023
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Sexy man. He is very sweet and has wonderful personality. Is short but cute. He has the cutest hands in the world. Usually has blue eyes and is addicted to sex. When he's around you go speechless all the girls love him. You would be lucky to meet a heyden. He treats his girl like a princess and gives her everything. He loves you, you should love him back.
I saw Heyden today, every time he looked at me I got butterflies.
Heyden by p!nk<3 I love you November 5, 2013
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Big Fat ass mofo with alot of hair.
You ll find him at your local Mc Donalds.
Althoug he might seems scary he s a Good guy.
Man hide your food heyden is here!
Heyden by El Julingo Bitch February 6, 2018
Heydein- is a red head kid that has no Rizz and fell of and get get’s pressed every day
Heydein you fell off
Heydein by Yes it me Kamwon June 10, 2022
An extremely annoying female human idiot. Typically raised in a rural area at a small private school. Having the street smarts of a wild cat in NYC and the academic smarts of a typical 8th grader. Very annoying around people she knows and she doesn't know her "friends" hate her.
God Amanda is such a heydan whenever someone says a word that sounds like penis she passes out laughing.
Heydan by mynameisnotreal May 20, 2016
A Heyden will eat anything you throw in its mouth. He’s always hungry and eats a lot.
Can I have your burrito ?
-No man, I am hungry like a Heyden.
Heyden by Badassm February 6, 2018
Elle heyden
Heyden by Crempent December 2, 2019
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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B)
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