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Hey Mister 

Verb. Used when a person asks a stranger for something they cannot easily acquire, usually alcohol or cigarettes.
I'm so desparate for alcohol I'm about ready to hey mister a bum.

Remember when we had to hey mister 20 people before we got a cigarette?
Hey Mister by **R** November 16, 2005

Hey Mister 

what a minor does when her or she wants alcohol - approaches people entering the liquor store and asks to pay them to buy some alkie.
We went to Hey Mister at the Campus Liquor
Hey Mister by ***w*** January 14, 2002

Hey Mister 

A way for someone, usually a minor (works best with girls) to aquire something that they need.

Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...
1. My friends usually call me to pull a Hey Mister because I have nice cleavage.

2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.

3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.
Hey Mister by <333333333333 January 2, 2009

the Hey Mister Game 

The game played by minors in an attempt to find a twenty-one year old to buy them booze. Rarely successful, however most juvenile delinquents do it at least once in their lifetimes.
Teenager 1: "My older sister said she'd be willing to buy for us."

Teenager 2: "I hope she doesn't flake, otherwise we'll have to play the Hey Mister Game."
the Hey Mister Game by icameasarat September 17, 2009

Hey There Mister! 

Man: Hey There Mister!

Stranger: Who's This?

heysistersphobia 

guys i have heysistersphobia, the phobia of james charles