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Hey Mister 

Verb. Used when a person asks a stranger for something they cannot easily acquire, usually alcohol or cigarettes.
I'm so desparate for alcohol I'm about ready to hey mister a bum.

Remember when we had to hey mister 20 people before we got a cigarette?
Hey Mister by **R** November 16, 2005
Word of the Day on December 18, 2022

Hey Mister 

what a minor does when her or she wants alcohol - approaches people entering the liquor store and asks to pay them to buy some alkie.
We went to Hey Mister at the Campus Liquor
Hey Mister by ***w*** January 14, 2002

Hey Mister 

A way for someone, usually a minor (works best with girls) to aquire something that they need.

Such as; alcohol, ciggarettes, etc...
1. My friends usually call me to pull a Hey Mister because I have nice cleavage.

2. We had to totally pull like 5 Hey Misters before I could get some vodka.

3. I'm so desperate for some 40's that I'd totally Hey Mister that nasty Hesian.
Hey Mister by <333333333333 January 2, 2009

the Hey Mister Game 

The game played by minors in an attempt to find a twenty-one year old to buy them booze. Rarely successful, however most juvenile delinquents do it at least once in their lifetimes.
Teenager 1: "My older sister said she'd be willing to buy for us."

Teenager 2: "I hope she doesn't flake, otherwise we'll have to play the Hey Mister Game."
the Hey Mister Game by icameasarat September 17, 2009

Hey There Mister! 

heysistersphobia 

being scared of james charles
guys i have heysistersphobia, the phobia of james charles