hey fuck you!

a quick and easy exit to a losing argument. this comeback is the last resort and used only out of desperation when there is absolutely no way one can win the battle, therefore the retort "hey fuck you!" not only insults the opposition, but it closes the argument and seals the win

Jim: you dumb piece of shit, are you really that fuckin' stupid or what? Kyle: hey fuck you!

hey fuck you! by Pimp in the Box February 17, 2009

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hey fuck you buddy

A funny, yet nicer way to say fuck you or to offend your friends.

Me-"Hey ben do you wanna go 2 nickel world?"
Binjamin-"HEY FUCK YOU BUDDY!"
Me-"Well then suck on my shitlog in the toilet... AND ITS BLUE!"

hey fuck you buddy by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift March 31, 2005

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hey nigga fuck you

When your homie backstabs you

"Ha, you're trash at rocket league"

"hey nigga fuck you"

hey nigga fuck you by ddeez nuyts November 15, 2017

Hey Yo Fuck You

Means "Hey Yo Fuck You" or Heyo Fuck You

Johnny said, "Hey Bobby, how are yo..." "HEY YO FUCK YOU!!!" retorted Bobby.

Hey Yo Fuck You by Paugestick31 January 18, 2009

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Hey, fuck you :)

Just for you

Hello there asshole...
Hey, fuck you :)

Hey, fuck you :) by Beecher January 15, 2014

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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