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a laugh someone makes when they rip you off mainly large companies.

mainly used by jewish company owners.
(SELLER) HEW HEW HEW, i just stole his money.
Hew hew by ConorMackGeGoryator November 28, 2018
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ner like hew

"no" or "i don't think so"

commonly used by an incompetent being, also known as a 'chav' 'charv' 'sket'
"that's £5.39 there please"
"ner like hew!" *snatches tabs/pregancy test/lambrini, legs it out of corner shop*

"lend is a snout marra?"
"ner like hew, fuck yee"
Related Words

hew moran 

(short for thats debatable but its copyrighted by halo ce who is a character in the hcu hew cinematic universe)
Use it like this: Person 1 Arby's is the best place to eat at and the best character in halo Person 2: Thats hew moran.
a random word, can fit into any charva's sentance
'aw hew pass us that drink hew....thanks hew'
hew by *** February 26, 2004

Hew Yeah 

An exclamation made to signify something happy, exciting, arousing, or positive. It can be considered a variant of hell yeah but it is a more of a lifestyle change. Once one has dropped the L's and replaced them with the almighty W, the L's begin to sound strange and the original phrase loses meaning. Hew yeah is the new hell yeah with style!
Girl: Can I come over?
Guy: Yeah what do you wanna do?
Girl: Well I was hoping we could fuck if you're down?...
Guy: Hew yeah!
Hew Yeah by EMC HEW October 24, 2011
Geordie/mackem slang word referring to any word, commonly added to sentences where it can fit before, after or even as a word. It can be used to shout at someone for attention.
Whey the fucks this mentil cunt hew!
Hew by Hawtensmadpacket January 25, 2019
Joe: hew do yi kna that Henry Hunter kid
James: Aye he’s a proper gimp hew
gimp hew by BucketSucker16 April 24, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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