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tetrified 

So petrified that you take up the shape of a Tetris block.
I was so tetrified at the sight of his face, that my body "T-ed" up.
tetrified by J^2! September 12, 2011

hectified 

"I gotta know exactly where we're going, because it being rush hour & all, everything's gonna be all hectified."
hectified by ian the bastard October 16, 2008

Naked and Petrified 

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

hurified 

hurified is a known cute kid who isn’t hated at all. he is only hated by fn kids and unknown retards
hurified is so cute!
hurified by Decor February 2, 2021

petrified penguin

When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"
Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"
petrified penguin by Dirty P November 1, 2013

De-heartified 

Taking a heart emoji off of someone's contact name bc they have been a bad fucking period stain asshole.
When Maddie fucked me over I de-heartified her ass.
De-heartified by Elizabethxoxo April 9, 2015