Heteretrosexual

Term for one whose asexual preference for the pious and regressive intolerance of all things gay is evidenced through mangled speech.

G.W. Bush : "I don't need a man date 'cause I'm heteretrosexual."

by steve marvin June 19, 2006

heterbrosexual

The friendship between two straight men that transcends a sexual nature but can be mistaken for homosexual attraction. This is a more serious level than Bromance.

Dude, you guys are totally heterbrosexual for each other...

by Trayce January 10, 2013

hetereosexual

a person that isn't gay.
somebody that enjoys the opposite sex.

"y'know, tom cruise is hetereosexual!"
"haha, good one."

by Katie Holmes11 February 17, 2009

Heterotrisexual

A person who is into the opposit sex and tricycles

Bob: "What are you doing on that tricycle?"
Mark: "Checking out girls, im heterotrisexual, duh."

by progurllisa December 18, 2010