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Heterohomo 

A gay guy who only goes for straight guys.
When a gay guy continually hits on straight guys, while completely ignoring other gay guys.

Jane: Jim is such a Heterohomo. He has asked every straight guy here out on a date, and hasn't talked to one gay person.
Heterohomo by bronerpopper October 20, 2009
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heteroromantic bisexual 

A person who is sexually attracted to both sexes but romantically attracted to only the opposite sex
George wants to have sex with John and not start a relationship with him. He also wants to have sex with Alice but he also wants to start a relationship with her, because he is heteroromantic bisexual.

heteroromantic asexual

Being romantically attracted to the opposite sex, while maintaining very little to no sexual attraction to any gender.
Homosexual Friend : "Hey man, you sure you're straight? 'Cuz you're pretty hot."
Me : We've talked about this. I'm not even technically straight. Well, sorta. I'm a heteroromantic asexual.

heteroromantic bisexual 

being sexually attracted to both me and women, but only romantically interested in the opposite sex

Heteroromantic homosexual 

A person who is romantically attracted to the opposite sex but sexually attracted to the same sex
A heteroromantic homosexual girl wants to date guys but have sex with women.

Heteroromantic pansexual 

A person who can be sexually attached to someone regardless of gender (male,female,M2F trans,F2M trans, gender fluid etc) but is only romantically attracted to people of the opposite sex
Tom can be sexually attracted to any gender but will only be romantic with the opposite grander e.g Tim is attracted to Ryan ( who is gender fluid) and holly but will only date holly because he is a heteroromantic pansexual

pansexual heteroromantic 

Someone who is sexually attracted to all genders, but only romantically attracted to females if they are a male or romantically attracted to males if they are a female.
John: What is your sexual orientation?
Me: I am pansexual heteroromantic.
John: ...
John: I don't understand.
Me: I am sexually attracted to all genders, but I am only romantically attracted to males, because I am a female.
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High School Liquid 

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