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heterohomosexual

A person that likes to see others of their same gender sexually satisfied but not the object of the groups satisfaction.
"We won't be having sex but I want to bring you to the orgy so we can all have fun, I'm a heterohomosexual in that way."
heterohomosexual by Rivermouth November 1, 2022

heterohomosexual

1. a female gender reassigned to male who dates men.
2. a male gender reassigned to female who dates women.
1. She isn't lesbian. She's heterohomosexual and always liked women.
2. He isn't gay. He's heterohomosexual and always like men.

Heterohomiesexualism 

When the homie is a heterosexual cis female, who engages with a fellow heterosexual cis male homie in a homiesexual manner, expressing both heterosexuality and homiesexuality.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Damn, Margot's a real baddie, I'd smash, no homo tho we homies"
Chris Rock: "Dummy, that's not homiesexuality, that's heterohomiesexualism"

Heterohomosexual

A straight person that feels gay from time to time.
I met this heterohomosexual at a bar yesterday and we had a nice ginger beer together
Heterohomosexual by Tictac2 September 12, 2017
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026