Heselton 

A person who always finds external factors for his own problems.

A person who believes the internet can answer every questions, he will tell you to look up on the internet immediately when you disagree with him.

Jack: I can’t believe I lost another pool game, I didn’t put chalk on my cue.

Vera: Stop being such a HESELTON!!!!!!

Heselton by Fake MattyB January 29, 2022

Leah Hoselton

Leah is a very kind girl you can always count on her to be there for you and she will always be open to talk about anything if you are sad she will do anything to make sure you are happy and most likely she is very beautiful if you find a Leah keep her around she is special, at first Leah can be shy but once you get to know her she is herself around you and is a amazing friend

Leah hoselton is my best friend

Leah Hoselton by Dfc November 22, 2020

Heseltine 

a bit of a moody guy

stop being such a heseltine

Heseltine by ooooooppppp November 13, 2021

faith hoselton 

The Tightest Pussy On the Planet!

I got one good Faith Hoselton last night!

faith hoselton by #$%^&DFGH April 11, 2017