Hervil 

South American mammal, with receding hair line. Loves butt dwelling monkeys. Favorite snack among snakes and sloths. Is associated with incessive noises which bring to mind fire alarms, car alarms and nagging wives. Often recognized by the howling sounds made during horrible football games, namely when the Chiefs are playing.

"Where did the Hervil go? It was eaten by the snake."

Hervil by W00tW00t123456 January 4, 2012

Hervil 

South american rodent, much like the rat. A favorite meal to boa constrictors and pythons. Distinctive receding hairline and the inability to be quiet when around others. The rodent has bad tastes in sport teams, namely (the chiefs) and spends his day listening for gossip around the woods.

What the hell is that irritating noise. Oh, by the looks of it, the sound must be coming from that Hervil.

Hervil by Powered By Ur Mom January 10, 2012

Heavily ever after 

This phrase refers to those who cease diet and exercising.

Vanessala stopped watching carbs and working out - so she lived heavily ever after!

Heavily ever after by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2021

Hervicane 

A person who seriously fucked up in the head.

That kid Ryan won't stop making Columbine jokes, fucking hervicane

Hervicane by BigDickLottaMoney October 26, 2016

hermilo 

Hermilo is a loving caring guy with brown eyes and i little chubby but adorable he makes sure every one is okay before he does himself but one you get to know him he is a little crazy and funny hermilo is a great guy to be in a relationship with

Hermilo is the best person that is out there

hermilo by Ashley espinoza December 5, 2020

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla 

A very dangerous gorilla, do not approach.......... also why did you search this up??

see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla by Infrared1011 May 25, 2021

herpilitisyphilaids

Grand summary of the sexual afflictions 1 in 4 people enjoy on a daily basis. When unsure of someones exact disease, simply referring to it as herpilitisyphilaids will alert everyone preventing a hook up with the individual unless they share herpilitisyphilaids or can add to the list such as gonoherpilitisyphilaids or herpimonosiphoaids.

Molly: "I dont remember what it was Jonny had but i think i caught it."
Willl: "Probably herpilitisyphilaids, everyone loves the trifecta!"
AJ: "You have to love those diseases that penicillin will not cure and AJAX will not scrub off!"

herpilitisyphilaids by littlePNdaB June 12, 2010