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Hot Hershey 

Poop on a hot plate, warm it up real nice, then drip it on your girl like it’s candle wax.
1.) “Yo Sheman, what did you get your girl for your anniversary?”

2) “I gave her a Hot Hershey, brah”
Hot Hershey by G. Godsey March 18, 2019

hergieshit 

sitting on your ass being a lazy useless fuck while others are picking up your slack. A total piece of Hergieshit.
Look at this Hergieshit sitting down playing Internet poker , resting and drinking C-4 while the rest of us are busting our asses.

This guy is a total piece of Hergieshit
hergieshit by Hergieshit July 5, 2016

Milton Hershey High School

The only school in Pennsylvania where you can put weed in chocolate and nobody will notice. This school is for tryhards who are willing to sacrifice 98% of their sleep to learn about their school's founder's favorite color on June 27, 1903 (SPECIFICALLY) at 5:12 AM. This school is managed by the board of directors who happen to elect themselves, who have decided to use ICED TEA as a retardedly long acronym. Before attending this school, if you happen to like salt, don't. If you enjoy using household appliances, then you better not go to this school, unless you want to be cleaning like it's 1899. Overall this is a 5 star school, as rated by on-campus house parents.👍
Person 1: You're going to jail for child molestation
Person 2: Wait no!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: I can just be a house parent at Milton Hershey High School!
Person 3: I'll take my shirt off for a Hershey Kiss.
Person 4: So Persons 2 and 3, you reserved the back room of Founders Hall right?

Hershey Facemask 

An exfoliating facial mask made of feces and smeared on one's face with saran wrap over the smear. On the saran wrap, apply ice packs to freeze the feces in order to make a crust on the face. Once a crust is formed, smack the subject's face until you have a fecal crumble. Apply said crumble liberally on pineapple pizza to enhance its taste.
My cousin Andrew said he wanted to order a pineapple pizza, so I made him go to the spa first to get a Hershey Facemask. He woke up the next day with pink eye.
Hershey Facemask by Tommy Toledo February 16, 2019

hershey squirts 

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.
Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.
hershey squirts by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003
A declarative third-person statement declaring that someone with an agenda or bad attitude, typically female, has been deliberately served with, or has taken something from the giver either knowingly or unknowingly. This can be negative or positive depending the context. Made famous in the hit single "Call Me Mother" by RuPaul Charles it is used as bravado. In a line from her most recent number 1 club hit, the reigning Emmy Winning Reality Show Host states to no one yet everyone who crosses her, or to someone who needs to be put in her place "...she already had hers, she been done had herses!"
"When I step into the room they know well what it do...oh she already done had herses...meaning I've already spoke with her personally and let her have it."
herses by Clever Marko October 30, 2017