herped ass dick

N. When a man's penis is covered with tiny red dots. This is called herpes. Herpes can be passed on due to sexual intercourse.

N. When a dick-headed little boy falls into a batch of herpes-infested needles, he therefore becomes a herped ass dick.

John, quit playing with those needles you herped ass dick!

by Doo doo brownish August 22, 2006

Herpes dick

A dick with herpes

Rumor has it that your dad has a herpes dick

by Stickycarseats July 30, 2019