hernan crespo

Incredible striker, plays for Chelsea FC. Has perfect hair, face, body, goal scoring record. Spent 2004-2005 at AC MIlan until jose mourinho (genious) took him back.

boy: Hernan Crespo with another goal for the blues
girl: doesn't it suck he's married?

by Hate-My School April 8, 2006

Hernan Crespo

Cockney rhyming slang for a man with the appearance of a women impersonating a man- hence 'Lesbo' = 'Crespo'

Commonly used in the midlands of England now to describe effeminate men trying to appear 'butch'

Lets get in some drinks. So, thats four pints and a Vodkatini for Hernan Crespo

by 1234567asdfgh June 19, 2008