While having sex in the shower with your girl, you pull out and nut in her hair and then use it as shampoo.
by kumhearho September 10, 2010
Woman's shampoo, except some guy nuts in it for a variety of reasons. Some reasons that may drive a man to add their cum to a shampoo bottle are including, but not limited to: Revenge, extreme sexual confusion, being high as fuck, or just for the sheer pleasure of knowing that your girlfriend's abstinence pact is pointless.
John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
by Kelpy Gً October 24, 2019
A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.
(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!
Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!
Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
by Lorelili December 02, 2007
"omg!!! have u tried this new shampoo??? its called herbal essences and it works w o n d e r s !"
"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."
"Get the fuck away from me, Karen, before I call the police."
by Doggen September 08, 2019
A form of revenge involving unscrewing the cap of a shampoo bottle and depositing jizz; "a totally orgasmic experience."
"So now all my roommates shower with herbal essences."
"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"
"No, but I did."
"They have totally orgasmic experiences?"
"No, but I did."
by SBCP February 02, 2010
The act of ripping open a girls ass and pouring shampoo right down. Now when she takes a shit she cleans your toilet.
by HACKz1337 November 20, 2008
by DeMCe JaK February 08, 2011