hempaired

to be confused, specifically due to cannabis use.

Dude, you sit here at this stop sign any longer, cop gonna know you're hempaired!

by Rob O. Yoyo May 29, 2018

Hempire

A large, successful enterprise built around drugs that produce euphoric highs.

The Drug Dealers' Alliance (DDA) ran a successful hempire.

by Flirm Li October 30, 2010

Hempire Rolling Papers

Rolling papers made from pure hemp. They are slow burning, healthy, burns slow and runs for 2 bucks in your local smoke/head shop.

I rolled some DANK ass Bubba Kush with Hempire Rolling Papers; the J got me chiefed for like 3 hours fool... THAT SHIT CRAYYY

by TheActualTruthTeller November 27, 2011

hempairment

the state of being confused due to cannabis use

"He was laughing at the word 'salt' so I looked at the time and it was 4:40. Total hempairment!"

by Rob O. Yoyo May 29, 2018

Hempare

The action of shitting so hard you muster a hemroid in your anus.

"I just got a hempare leave me alone."

by GrammarGodNixeo March 23, 2022

Hempire

Noun - a vestment similar to that worn by a horse or bicycle, typically having a bow and a knee-length strap around the chest and upper legs.

The horse was carrying a hempire

by Bob3Studios August 12, 2020

empaired

Adjective - not in accordance with or devoted to the wishes of a particular person.

Example: She's very empaired when it comes to film

by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023