hempaired

to be confused, specifically due to cannabis use.

Dude, you sit here at this stop sign any longer, cop gonna know you're hempaired!

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Hempire

A large, successful enterprise built around drugs that produce euphoric highs.

The Drug Dealers' Alliance (DDA) ran a successful hempire.

Hempire by Flirm Li October 30, 2010

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Rolling papers made from pure hemp. They are slow burning, healthy, burns slow and runs for 2 bucks in your local smoke/head shop.

I rolled some DANK ass Bubba Kush with Hempire Rolling Papers; the J got me chiefed for like 3 hours fool... THAT SHIT CRAYYY

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the state of being confused due to cannabis use

"He was laughing at the word 'salt' so I looked at the time and it was 4:40. Total hempairment!"

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The action of shitting so hard you muster a hemroid in your anus.

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Noun - a vestment similar to that worn by a horse or bicycle, typically having a bow and a knee-length strap around the chest and upper legs.

Hempire by Bob3Studios August 12, 2020

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Adjective - not in accordance with or devoted to the wishes of a particular person.

Example: She's very empaired when it comes to film

empaired by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023

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