Helvis 

Male/Female Nordic name.
Very harsh insult, means autistic, fat, ugly.
Avoid at all costs.
Has a higher chance than anyone to become a wizard.

Never lucky.
Suacidal.

*Kids fighting*
" You're gay! "

*gasps from the croud*
" You're a Helvis. "
*CROWD GOES WILD*

*on top of the highest bridge in town*
"Who's that?"
"That's Helvis."
"DO A FLIP!"

"Daammm... what's wrong with that guy?"
"That's Helvis. DO NOT go near him. He will think you're his friend"

Helvis by Sivleh January 27, 2017

helisexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to helicopters.

Person A :"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Person B : "It's alright I accept that you're a helisexual"
Person C : "I'm not a heliphobe!"

helisexual by Pseudologist May 18, 2014

Helvian 

Noun (s.)

1. A musical terrorist, killing hundreds a day through YouTube and through Jason playing his musical shitstorms.

Adjective

1. ANY music masterfully formulated by Helvian.

2. A piece of music that has been torn apart, mutilated, and/or peppered with bullshit to cause massive pain to innocents watching YouTube and Guitar Hero streamers alike.

1. "Did you watch Jason play that Helvian song, Africa? I nearly fucking died watching that ending!"
2. "That fucking Helvian's done it again with that stupid fucking Justin Bieber song!"

Helvian by Bless the memes down in Africa September 27, 2017

hellistic vocalist 

A scary ass, made up type of noise-music first appearing on the "X Factor" by a crazy chick that roared and shrieked.

Ariel: "I'm a hellistic vocalist. You're stupid!"

hellistic vocalist by TruthTells December 26, 2011

Héloïse 

A sweet and smart girl, she is an amazing singer, she is quirky and bubbly. She loves cute things, fashion and her friends. She always makes you happy looking at her. People that don’t know her well think she’s weird but her friends know she’s amazing and beautiful.

I just saw Héloïse, i’m so happy now,

Héloïse by Finn_the_human_potato March 1, 2019

hellish beef 

generally "extremely good"
common in UK during mid-70s when it was most often applied to rock music, in which context it would also imply "strong" or "powerful"
the opposite was helluva tame, generally but not necessarily used in a derogatory context.

Barker: "what kind of sounds do you dig, man?
Tender:
"Oh, Zeppelin, Sabbath, Heep .... any hellish beef stuff really"
Barker:
"Yeah me too, Zep are the men - I even like their helluva tame stuff on Zep 3"
Tender: "Wheyyy.... look at that guy with the hellish beef prime Plant locks over there!"
Barker: "Yeah, he looks beef but he's carrying a helluva tame Cat Stevens album under his arm"

hellish beef by Llep Iorwyn July 24, 2006

Heloisa 

The girl's name Heloisa is a variant of Heloise (French, Old German) and Louise (Old German), and the meaning of Heloisa is "famous warrior".

A unique name that can have so many meanings as the person it is applied to, a name that comes with such grace, beauty as high power.
true beauty & grace as very powerful.

Is someone who has intense and real feelings, although loves playing games with other emotions.

If you ever get the chance to be her friend go for it cause she is real good at being a friend and loves her friends more than she should, but rather let it stay there because you might walk away heartbroken!

Heloisa or Helo is sometimes associated with the Greek word ‘ηλιος (helios) meaning "sun", omnipresence.

A: I can't believe he did that!
B: Heloisa told us that!

A: He is dating Heloisa!
B: Man, he is the luckiest man in the world, but he better be careful!

Heloisa by Lana Melira February 5, 2010