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Male/Female Nordic name.
Very harsh insult, means autistic, fat, ugly.
Avoid at all costs.
Has a higher chance than anyone to become a wizard.

Never lucky.
Suacidal.
*Kids fighting*
" You're gay! "

*gasps from the croud*
" You're a Helvis. "
*CROWD GOES WILD*

*on top of the highest bridge in town*
"Who's that?"
"That's Helvis."
"DO A FLIP!"

"Daammm... what's wrong with that guy?"
"That's Helvis. DO NOT go near him. He will think you're his friend"
by Sivleh January 27, 2017
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