Helmrod

The shaft of the male penis.

Implying that the shaft is the rod for the helmet.

Yo dude, check out that hot chick over there,

Oh shit yeah dude, she would so get the helmrod in the cunt apple.

by DEANOOOO December 8, 2009

helmodatron

big, oversized, bright red, walking helmet

shut the fuck up you fat helmotatron!

by cai February 25, 2004

Helrode

"Helrode" is the original name of a village belonging to the town Eschweiler in Germany/Rheinland. The village today is "Hehlrath" (Look at wikipedia!). It was founded by Gerardus de Helrode, a "Ritter" and "Schöffe" in Aachen, who lives at his Castle in Helrode, which perhaps was the Haus Cambach, today the Bauernhof Kugel at the Oberstraße or the Bauernhof Schleip near by the church.

The name of Hehlrath in the dialect today is a shortform of Helrode: Hähle.

by Henrico Theodoro Severino March 7, 2011