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helmetosis 

1. Bad breath caused by over indulgence in the act of fellatio.

2. The stench of cock on a sluts breath.
Julie was up all night going down on the entire soccer team. She woke up in the morning with a chronic case of helmetosis
helmetosis by Paddy Mac November 8, 2006
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helmetbreath 

helmetbreath by sandro leone June 6, 2003

helmetosis 

a Disease when a person has high temperature, and he also has a craving to wear a helmet everywhere
I have helmetosis, that's why i'm wearing a helmet right now.
helmetosis by DJ D3N!S August 6, 2007

helmettits 

Breasts that resemble helmets.
becky's got a set of helmettits.
helmettits by KTVBD October 20, 2008

helmetitis 

Someone who cant help thinking about the (bell-end) of a (penis).
Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"

Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"
helmetitis by RooBoy69 November 10, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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