Helmet Junkie

Someone who likes to partake in the gobbling of the helmet

Adam ‘That girl over there, keeps trying to touch the inside of my leg’.

Jim ‘Yeah, she done that to me, too. I think she’s trying to touch my chode’.

Finn ‘she asked if she could gobble my pecker’.

Alfie ‘that girl is a full on helmet junkie. Look at the state of her knees, she looks like she’s been kneeling by the bins all night’

by MagicWanger June 9, 2021