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A low profile gang in Dover Pennsylvania that goes around having fun, and painting the town red. To be a member of the Heftyz you must go through an initiation and you must be a hardcore partier. The Heftyz were founded by the Hefty "KingPins" (aliases must not be revealed). The Heftyz sometimes refer to themselves as a wolf pack of friends. The Heftyz usually partake in driving around in there vehicles and listening to rap music at high volume.
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Heftyz by A_C_Unit December 7, 2010
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hefty chonk 

A hefty chonk is usually a cat which is so fat it can barely do anything normally.
me: OH LAWD HE COMING,

guy: who?

me: THE HEFTY CHONK
hefty chonk by peggy_the_chink September 22, 2019

hefty smurfing

When a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid.
Yo check out Eric he's totally hefty smurfing that bitch.

Yeah she's giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo.

He's so hefty smurfing that bitch!

Hefty Moose

1. A Large amount of something
2. A Big Girl
Example 1
Guy 1 : Man i just put up 300 pounds on the bench
Guy 2: Damn thats a hefty moose

Example 2
Guy 1 : you see that girl

Guy 2: yea thats one hefty moose
Hefty Moose by dan2331 November 1, 2010

hefty wanker 

A 12 year old swag fag who vapes all the time and jacks off 2 times a day.
I saw John vaping yesterday and he said he just got done jacking off. What a hefty wanker.
hefty wanker by ButterboyOG October 2, 2015

hefty honey 

A voluptuous curvy fat woman who attracts chubby chasers.
I like to find me some hefty honeys that make a fried chicken so good it'll make you slap yo mama!
hefty honey by PWizard April 11, 2015

hefty hogs 

Unlike the heavenly hog these girls are hideous and can range from 250 to a whopping 500 pounds. Can be seen grazing at all you can eat joints.
Holy shit look at those hefty hogs dam her arm fat just waved at me.
hefty hogs by Mr rumplenuts April 20, 2017
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