Heavylight

A fat person who gets drunk easily

William: Ugh, that fat bitch just blew chunks all over the bar after two drinks.

Sonny: What a heavylight!

by Tinseltown July 18, 2010

Headlight Wax

Seminal fluid that is ejaculated onto a woman's breasts, or "headlights", and subsequently buffed into her skin with either a random orbital buffer (usually battery powered) or one's own hands.

I came around the corner to see my boy Matt get sprayed with some headlight wax all over his bitch-tits. Man that shit was not what I wanted to see on Cinco-de-Mayo.

by OG-FireDave August 30, 2022

headlights

seeing a womans nipples through a see through shirt

her headlights were shining through her shirt

by handle August 14, 2003

Deer in headlights

A mental state of high arousal caused by anxiety, fear, panic, surprise and/or confusion, or substance abuse. A person experiencing the "deer in headlights" syndrome often shows behavioral signs reminding those of a deer subjected to a car's headlights, such as widely opened eyes and a transcient lack of motor reactions.

Mike doesn't like cars; he's like a deer in headlights when he goes to his driving lessons.

by Erelgey June 28, 2008

headlights on

When a woman's nipples are obviously erect. Usually humorously called to attention.

"Honey, your headlights are on."

by tradesman March 31, 2003

headlight fluid

something that you send a newbie to go get when you don't want them around or are initiating them, ususally into a club or group.

"hey rookie, go get some headlight fluid and elbow grease at the store"

by laidbackguy December 28, 2005

heavyweight

A person who can hold his liquor.

Antonym: lightweight

damn those kids nat ev dylan and mike were some heavyweights, they would drink all night, pass out, and pick right up where they left off in the morning.

by natedog856 September 27, 2005