Someone of the female gender who breaks the code of a grenade free america. She does not understand hints and follows you around and seeks the heat and moisture from male genitalia and will not stop following you. Term arose from the Bobcat Forest at Quinnipiac University.
You have a heat seeker on your trail. She knows you'll be successful, so be careful not to let her "wife you down" unless you feel she's sincere. You don't want to buy a toll booth.
When your "target" is in the shower and you open the shower curtain and let a fart loose into the shower. Then you close the shower curtain and lock the "target" in with the stench. Extra effect if you can let a silent fart go instead of making it known that you were there. The heat of the shower makes the smell much worse.