Headnoise

The feeling of waking up after a night of intoxication, most commonly alcohol, with a mind crowded by regrets, second-guessing, embarrassment, and anxiety about things said, done, or forgotten.

Also called being or doing something "noisy".

Person 1: Bro I've woken up with fucked headnoise after last night.
Person 2: Yeah bro, you were maggot. You blew $500 on a bag and got with Brad's girlfriend.

Headnoise by johnnyfontane May 31, 2026

headhouse 

When one has a head that's the size of a house but is still stupid.

Bob: That piece of shit wanted to cut off his dick but used a blunt knife instead of asking a baboon to chomp it off like how they chomp a banana, what a headhouse!
Angry Dick: Shut the fuck up!

headhouse by The Man who lives in the house February 2, 2019

Head Noise 

Head Noise - A bout of serve stress, brought about by living in a modern urban enviroment. Usally highlighted by excessive worry, keeping you up late at night

"Hows your Head Noise today?"

"I didnty sleep last night, my girlfriend left me, I lost my wallet, I cant remeber where I parked the car, I have heavy head noise"

Head Noise by Kitch Cooper September 28, 2005

Head Noise 

The intense thoughts in one’s head, often due to anxiety, stress, or elation, which seem to be louder than and may cause one to be unresponsive to one’s environment.

“Be home by ten.” “What?” “I said be home by ten.” “Sorry, I’m so excited for tonight I couldn’t hear you over my head noise.”

“The teacher said you only have to study the first two chapters.” “He never said that!” “Yeah he did, he was standing right by you when he said it.” “Oh, I don’t know why I didn’t hear that part. I’m so stressed about this assignment.” “I guess your head noise drowned him out.”

“Hmm, what?” “Seriously dude? We’ve been talking to you for like 5 minutes.” “Sorry, I was daydreaming. The head noise was up full blast.”

Head Noise by MastaRoe July 10, 2011

headrosexual 

When people names Sam are bigots and Jack off with banana pudding.

Sam S. curses the rainbow flag as he makes headrosexual love with cock embalmed in pudding.

headrosexual by T. Tornado May 25, 2023