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Headless Man 

1. The mythical headless men such as the Akephaloi, Blemmyes, Epiphagi, and Ewaipanoma.

2. In an infamous divorce case in 1963, along with claims that the wife had 88 lovers with performance ratings written in a diary, two Polaroid photographs were given as evidence that showed the Duchess wearing only a pearl necklace being pleasured by her lover whose head was out of shot. It was referred to as the Duchess and the Headless Man.

3. The headless man is a sculptured figure on pillar 43 found at Göbekli Tepe, the oldest site of civilization known to man.

1. No neck has been on the perry again.

2. The headless man, a pearl necklace, the duchess, head, royals, blackmail, the official secrets act, cabinet ministers…old school.

3. The sculptures found at Göbekli Tepe have been deciphered to describe astronomical events including that of fiery heavenly bodies in the sky (serpents) that led to sudden extreme climate change.

The headless man that has been linked to death may also describe the time when the sun disappeared from view. Around 12,900 years ago dust clouds containing various metals, soot, spherules, etc. were thrust into the air from impact events (Chile, South Africa, Greenland, etc.) that likely blocked out the sun for such a long period of time that a so-called black mat can now be found as a soil layer throughout the world containing various metals such as platinum, iridium, gold, iron, etc.
The meteorites may have come from a comet that originated from an interstellar event such as exploding stars or collisions. The isotopic ratio of metals may provide a fingerprint to enable us to locate its origin in the universe. The Earth itself may have acted like a giant mass spectrometer and with details of the trajectories and the locations of impact events it may allow us to pinpoint from which direction it arrived (likely from the direction of Antarctica), from where in the universe and exact time and dates of impact.

The sky would have been dark but magical especially as the dust eventually dissipated. The light from the sun may have been refracted into (rainbow) colored sunrises and sunsets. How long the sun disappeared for is unknown – weeks? Months? Years? Decades? To survive, it is likely humans resorted to shit traps to capture cockroaches in the caves that they were forced to inhabit for shelter.

These events laid down the necessary conditions for The Metamorphosis of hunter-gatherer to civilization - the fiery trails of the meteorites in the sky that brought about them are signified by the serpent in the story of Adam & Eve.

“Look up!”
“There’s a headless man.”
Headless Man by Option 22 November 6, 2019
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