Head Plant 

A combination of head butt and face plant.

"The cat just head planted the door"

Head Plant by UrGeef July 17, 2018

Pantene-Head 

Distinctive hair scent from pantene brand shampoo, normal in chicks but very noticeable in guys...

'Hey Sinead, what's your roomate like?'
'Oh he's a total Pantene-Head!'

Pantene-Head by sineadgalway2 December 7, 2009

pant for the head 

The ability to ease the stools egress from the bum locker by relaxation techniques employed during birth. sit, relax, inhale and as you exhale let the turtles head protrude.Carry on breathing deeply and exhale for evacuation.

The ability to pass a large bungles finger through pant for the head

pant for the head by fruitbatnotts February 12, 2009

headpants 

Headpants (hed-pantz), n. : The polar opposite of an asshat. An awesome person.

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Both of them were asshats! Well, that guy was a little less of an asshat than the other.

Yeah. Good thing Amir was there, or the whole night would've sucked. He's a real headpants.

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What do you do when you have to walk a mile and a half in a downpour, and by the time you arrive, your jeans are soaked from the pockets down? But your shirt is dry. And your flannel overshirt is dry.

Clearly, if you're as much of a headpants as she is, you turn it into a skirt, by wrapping it around your waist and attaching as many of the buttons as you can.

headpants by my name is Cos November 15, 2009

headplanksmak

smacking some cunt in the head with a plank of wood for riding his shit box in the alley behind your house

this cunts gonna get a headplanksmak

headplanksmak by planksmakka November 14, 2019

headplanking

When you're bored, you put your head to the table and your head is pointing left, right

In school, all the class during math class are headplanking because they want recess.

headplanking by dosers January 21, 2018

Headplate 

Metal's ACTUAL most underrated band.

Headplate's "Bullsized" (2000) is filled to the brim with gold riffs.

Headplate by Bidet 2005 May 10, 2022