Head Cancer 

Also affectionately known as Courtneyitis. It tends to slow your thinking process and is also 2 words. It also makes you more suseptable to problems with speach.

Hye man I gots that Cancer of Head that you been talkin' bout.

Head Cancer by Someperson October 10, 2003

cancer head 

A person who is addicted to cigarettes, or a person who chain smokes cigarettes(as in smokes them one immediatly after another)

"Didn't you just smoke a cigarette? You need to stop smoking those cancer sticks so much you cancer head."

cancer head by candice D May 14, 2005

testicular cancer in the head 

When a person has ideologies that are so fucking retarded that you lose braincells within being 5 feet of said person

"You have fucking got testicular cancer in the head you fucking retard." "Whoever the fuck gave birth to you is a dumbass cunt for not getting an abortion."

testicular cancer in the head by Birdisnottheword October 2, 2021