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1. An evil Giraffe that has a secret purpose.

2. Someone with a devious scheme that wont do anything about it.
Definition one: Look at that Giraffe's eyes...they are so dark and menacing! He must be a Hazoozoo.

Definition two: You have all these ways of getting revenge on people but don't do shit about it! You're such a damn Hazoozoo!
by hazoozoo May 16, 2009
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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