Hawley'd 

Being Hawley'd is super embarrassing and among the worst things that can happen to you. It's when you're caught and fully outed in public for pretending to be tough or strong but in the end you're a wimpy little skeerdy cat just-a runnin'-and-hidin'....and The Whole World Knows. Being Hawley'd is extremely painful. One never lives it down. Ever.

Yeah, he was kind of a loser, but things were still OK with Jimmy until he got Hawley'd. Everyone learned who he really was....and man he never escaped it after that. I don't think he'll have sex ever again.

Hawley'd by HungryJohnny July 22, 2022

Haley'd 

1) to eat extremely fast, always the first one done
2) to inhale an entire plate of food at once
3) the ability to make large quantities of food disappear in the blink of an eye.

Wow! She haley'd that entire plate.

Do you need seconds? You really haley'd that first helping!

Haley'd by OneWhoKnowsHaley July 21, 2009

Hawley Dairy Queen 

Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.

Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.

Hawley Dairy Queen by bobsagetkay2234 August 5, 2008

Harley D 

This person can be very annoying and obsessive and a lil bitch and can be jealous .However don’t listen to anything he says that’s bad as he don’t mean it, and he’s always sorry. Forgive him as he cares and don’t want to on bad terms with you

The word “Harley D means he will stop being a dick and talk to you about other stuff, you need to forgive him first, he will focus on talking to you just because your amazing”

Harley D by HHDeeg03 October 11, 2019

Getting Harley'd 

The sexual act of getting ridden by a girl, like an overweight, white, American man in his 60s on a Harley Davidson.

That is to say, she just sits there - with minimal movement, aside from small bumps every once in a while for long periods of time.

*Bonus points if there are handlebars attached to the bedframe/wall your bed is leaning against

Getting Harley'd:
guy 1; "dude, I was getting Harley'd by my girlfriend last night"
guy 2: "oh, I'm so sorry dude... how was that?"
guy 1 "it was so boring... and I think I got road rash on my dick...."

Getting Harley'd by urbanmedley July 31, 2022

Hayley J D 

A very exquisite sexy and flirtacious girl

"wow Fred look! it's a Hayley J D!"

Hayley J D by hallerz in the hay April 3, 2005

Hayley J D 

hayley jaz donovan is a hotastic girl who has a line of fitastic boys who all want her. she is soo fit

she is the bestest hayley in the universe she is really cool, and would never feltch anyone. so back off

"Bloomin' hell! hayley j d! is FIT"

"look (boys name) it's a hayley j d!"

Hayley J D by hallerz in the hay April 9, 2005