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Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.
Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.
by bobsagetkay2234 July 12, 2008

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