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Haley Derangement Syndrome 

Haley derangement syndrome (HDS) is a pejorative term, usually for criticism or negative reactions to former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. and former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley that are perceived to be irrational, and presumed to have little regard towards Haley’s actual policy positions, or actions undertaken by his governorship and tenure at the United Nations.
1st person: Wow, she really hates Haley!
2nd person: Yeah, she has Haley Derangement Syndrome!

Harley D 

This person can be very annoying and obsessive and a lil bitch and can be jealous .However don’t listen to anything he says that’s bad as he don’t mean it, and he’s always sorry. Forgive him as he cares and don’t want to on bad terms with you
The word “Harley D means he will stop being a dick and talk to you about other stuff, you need to forgive him first, he will focus on talking to you just because your amazing”
Harley D by HHDeeg03 October 11, 2019

Hawley'd 

Being Hawley'd is super embarrassing and among the worst things that can happen to you. It's when you're caught and fully outed in public for pretending to be tough or strong but in the end you're a wimpy little skeerdy cat just-a runnin'-and-hidin'....and The Whole World Knows. Being Hawley'd is extremely painful. One never lives it down. Ever.
Yeah, he was kind of a loser, but things were still OK with Jimmy until he got Hawley'd. Everyone learned who he really was....and man he never escaped it after that. I don't think he'll have sex ever again.
Hawley'd by HungryJohnny July 22, 2022

Getting Harley'd 

The sexual act of getting ridden by a girl, like an overweight, white, American man in his 60s on a Harley Davidson.

That is to say, she just sits there - with minimal movement, aside from small bumps every once in a while for long periods of time.

*Bonus points if there are handlebars attached to the bedframe/wall your bed is leaning against
Getting Harley'd:
guy 1; "dude, I was getting Harley'd by my girlfriend last night"
guy 2: "oh, I'm so sorry dude... how was that?"
guy 1 "it was so boring... and I think I got road rash on my dick...."
Getting Harley'd by urbanmedley July 31, 2022

Haley and Dillon 

Haley and Dillon- they make a perfect couple they're ok with each others friends and always tell each other everything but when it comes down to it all they'd ever need is each other. They both enjoy music and will stand up for family. They also want a lasting relationship.
Haley and Dillon make the best couple.
Haley and Dillon by Rtr <3 December 16, 2012

Hayley J D 

A very exquisite sexy and flirtacious girl
"wow Fred look! it's a Hayley J D!"
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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