Havisham

The wierd old bitch in something Charles Dickens wrote. Her husband to be left her at the alter so she stayed in her wedding dress for 70 years. Has a fetish for fucking dead people and watching children play. Generally a fucked up bitch that instead of complaining should be in the kitchen.

Dave: you seen that fucked up hannah bitch?
Steve: yer what a havisham

by MG34D December 15, 2010

Havisham

Gangster; the epitome of cool; awesome to the maximum possiblity; not to be confused with "gangsta"

Man, that party was so havisham.

by Emma Lambi September 24, 2009

havisham

To break up with someone after consciously exploiting their weakness of being in love, in order to reap the benefits (either materialistic or psychological) of said relationship. Often results in devastation on the affected party.

Allison drew Bill in, got some pretty baubles, and then totally havishamed his ass.

by M. Kittens August 09, 2005

havisham

Whilst a girl is giving a blowjob, she bites the mans nob.

"then down until i suddenly bite awake" - Carol Ann Duffy's poem, Havisham

by bondy boy November 20, 2007

Miss Havisham

1. A christmas tree
2. A character in an exteremely terrible book, i.e. Great Expectations.

Look at that Miss Havisham! She is such a Christmas tree.
also
We need to decorate the Miss Havisham.

by radicaledward February 07, 2005