havisham

To break up with someone after consciously exploiting their weakness of being in love, in order to reap the benefits (either materialistic or psychological) of said relationship. Often results in devastation on the affected party.

Allison drew Bill in, got some pretty baubles, and then totally havishamed his ass.

havisham by M. Kittens September 2, 2005

Havisham

The wierd old bitch in something Charles Dickens wrote. Her husband to be left her at the alter so she stayed in her wedding dress for 70 years. Has a fetish for fucking dead people and watching children play. Generally a fucked up bitch that instead of complaining should be in the kitchen.

Dave: you seen that fucked up hannah bitch?
Steve: yer what a havisham

Havisham by MG34D December 16, 2010

havisham

Whilst a girl is giving a blowjob, she bites the mans nob.

"then down until i suddenly bite awake" - Carol Ann Duffy's poem, Havisham

havisham by bondy boy December 21, 2007

Havisham

Gangster; the epitome of cool; awesome to the maximum possiblity; not to be confused with "gangsta"

Man, that party was so havisham.

Havisham by Emma Lambi September 23, 2009

Miss Havisham 

1. A christmas tree
2. A character in an exteremely terrible book, i.e. Great Expectations.

Look at that Miss Havisham! She is such a Christmas tree.
also
We need to decorate the Miss Havisham.

Miss Havisham by radicaledward February 6, 2005

haisham 

A boy who gets frequent boners

"Dude John just got a boner again"
"Oh my god he's such a haisham"

haisham by doinkleberg March 30, 2015

Havishamery 

A household where one or more daughters continually date and then breakup with guys for the shear pleasure of the pain they cause. Mostly brought on by witnessing their own mothers engage in similar activities.

A house of female filled ill-will.

"I can't believe you thought Jolene's sister loved you. Those girls grew up in one big Havishamery.

havisham slut

Havishamery by expi February 2, 2010